There are a few things in life that I cannot wrap my head around:

Magazine layouts: why are there always big page breaks in the middle of magazine articles? You start at page 52, continue on page 53 and then have to jump to page 134.

Garden hoses: no matter how hard I try I can never figure out how the garden hose can get all bent out of shape when it looks perfectly orderly on its reel.

Jack Johnson: so the guy is pretty good looking but his music? I don’t get it.

Mothers: not mothers in general but those who have lost all meaning in life besides their offspring’s daily bodily functions.

FOX News: can anyone truly watch their programs and consider them real news?

Mint: how can something so weedy be so good for Mojitos?

the GOP: this is a party that has lost the rest of what little credibility they had and their attitude is appalling

Todays’ Running Tip: Don’t get broken by a bad run!

Everyone has bad days! Everyone! If one of those off days catches you out take it easy, cut your run short, rest up and go out the following day refreshed and recharged.

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